1/24/2024 0 Comments Blown job 1000 ways to die![]() ![]() note He didn't die from that, he died after walking out of his tent in a blind state of panic and ran into a hungry bear, who mauled him. Similarly, the cheating husband who went blind from vasoconstriction in his eyes after having sex with a mistress on a camping trip.The Japanese couple who died from a heart attack because neither had sex before (if you're a virgin, it might make you think twice before having sex).The politician who died from a parasitic infection he acquired while having sex with a hot Brazilian.Or the bitchy redhead at a spa who died of being exposed to water when the spa's sprinkler alarm system went off after her pubic hair caught fire. The man died from a massive latex allergy and the dominatrix didn't realize that the man was dying because she mistook his groaning of pain as groans of pleasure. For example, the 32-year-old virgin whose first - and last - time was with a dominatrix who made him wear a latex gimp suit. Any of the deaths caused by asphyxiation or someone dying from an allergy that the victim was unaware he or she had.Though most of these deaths are caused by bad behavior and/or stupidity, the ones that aren't definitely qualify for this trope. ![]()
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